Pen Simple Direct
the PenSimple Direct cannot put ink to paper. But this fat black Crayola-lookin' grinder can store your herbs in its 1" barrel, and dispense rounds of definitely-not-for-coloring-books green whenever the inspiration to "make some art" hits you.
The PenSimple Direct is a smaller version of the original PenSimple - half the size to be exact. The two have the same girths, but the Direct has been shrunken to a more pocket-friendly 3.5", and has a 2-teaspoon capacity. In addition to grinding herbs, the tool also serves as a water- and scent-tight storage container.